{"product_id":"kinguin-438074-drywall-eating-simulator","title":"Drywall Eating Simulator","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"lgk-kinguin-digital\"\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduit numérique\u003c\/strong\u003e — livré par e-mail après paiement. Aucun colis physique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul class=\"lgk-kinguin-facts\"\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType :\u003c\/strong\u003e Jeux vidéo\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlateforme :\u003c\/strong\u003e Steam\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVersions disponibles :\u003c\/strong\u003e REGION FREE\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGenres :\u003c\/strong\u003e Adventure, Casual, Indie, Simulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLangues :\u003c\/strong\u003e English\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"lgk-kinguin-desc\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eAren't you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to… bite something? The Struggle Is Real Drywall Eating Simulator is a physics-based 3D adventure carefully constructed to simulate the delights of late capitalist life. Engage in small talk, hit your KPIs, and maximize value for shareholders. And when you can’t take it anymore you go and eat some drywall. Wall Buffet Peek into your neighbor’s apartment, navigate a retail nightmare, or schmooze your way through a pretentious art gala. Where there’s a will there’s a way, and where there’s a way, there’s drywall! Smash through walls not just to clear a path, but to cope the only way your body knows how. Small Talk is Overrated Annoying tech bros, gamer rivalries, and strangers constantly feel the need to overshare. Every interaction will raise your stress level. Your patience? Gone. But you know what’s always there for you? I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with schmywall. But Like...Why Drywall? Why not drywall? Life is filled with everyday pressures and stressors. Your boss is a nightmare, your friends keep ghosting you, politicians are driving you nuts - but not drywall. Drywall doesn’t ask questions, it doesn’t gossip, it doesn’t judge you, and it doesn’t bore you to death with small talk. It crumbles only when you need it to. And in that crumble you find yourself…or at least find a tasty(?) distraction. Features Discover the delights of late capitalist drudgery! Multiple levels with a colorful cast of fellow humans to talk to! Delicious drywall! But also... Avoid various nosy NPCs trying to get up in your business... Don't let your anger get out of control... Keep your secret safe... *Drywall Eating Simulator is a work of fiction. Please do not try this at home, you will probably damage your teeth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \n  \u003cp class=\"lgk-kinguin-footnote\"\u003eChoisissez impérativement la région compatible avec votre compte avant l’achat. Les produits numériques activés ne sont pas échangeables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LeGeekShop","offers":[{"title":"REGION FREE","offer_id":58339992076552,"sku":"KG-438074","price":12.3,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/4903\/2200\/files\/000_202601211558_drywalleat2.jpg?v=1785553089","url":"https:\/\/www.legeekshop.com\/de\/products\/kinguin-438074-drywall-eating-simulator","provider":"Legeekshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}